DO ALL LITTLE BOYS TALK THIS WAY?

LATELY BEN AND ARCHER HAVE BEEN MORE THAN A HANDFUL. GRANTED THEIR ALWAYS A HANDFUL , BUT IT SEEMS LIKE NOW NOT ONLY ARE THEY ACTING CRAZY BUT NOW THEY ARE TALKING CRAZY.  I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME EVENTUALLY, AND WHEN YOU HAVE TWO SO CLOSE TOGETHER YOU KNOW YOUR TIME OF SWEET AND INNOCENT DAYS ARE VERY NUMBERED! :)  CONVERSATIONS IN OUR HOUSE ARE AMUSING TO SAY THE LEAST.

ARCHER IS THE ONE THAT USUALLY WE JUST SHAKE OUR HEADS TO AS WE TRY NOT TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM WHILE WE LAUGH!

FOR INSTANCE JUST A FEW THIS WEEK:

ME- " HEY YALL WERE ABOUT TO GO TO THE GROCERY CAN YOU THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE BEFORE WE GO"  (I HAD ALREADY VOICED THAT WE NEEDED MILK, JUICE, ETC..)

ARCHER- " YEA MOMMA WE NEED HONEY BUNS AND BEER!!" (IS HE A MAN OR WHAT?!)


ME - " ARCHER, DID YOU SAY BEER?"

ARCHER - "YEA DADDY NEEDS SOME"

NOW, I AM PREGNANT FIRST OFF, SECONDLY WE DON'T DRINK BEER AT HOME ON A REGULAR BASIS. SO ALL I COULD DO AT THAT POINT WAS LAUGH AND CALL WILL TO TELL HIM THAT ARCHER THOUGHT HE NEEDED BEER!


NEXT WHILE TRYING TO MAKE HIM FINISH HIS SUPPER:

ME- "ARCHER YOUR NOT THROUGH, YOU NEED TO EAT 3 MORE BITES"

ARCHER- " NO MOMMA I CAN'T, MY BABY IN MY BELLY SAYS NO!"

THIS IS WHAT HE REPLIED AFTER I TOLD HIM IT WAS TIME TO GET IN THE BATHTUB!
ARCHER- "YEA MOMMA, PEE YEW! I STINK!"

SO, I BELIEVE I HAVE MY HANDS FULL!